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February 16, 2008

Brand Ambassador

I wake up with a ‘Sony Ericson’ snooze from the cushiony ‘Kurl-on’. My feet step into the comfy edges of a ‘Relaxo’. ‘Jaguar’ fittings for cold water splash next. The minty ‘Colgate’ freshens me up. ‘Nivea’ for a face wash, the ‘Visage’ follows. The ‘Godrej’ is unlocked, the ‘Gokul’ milk packet & ‘Times of India’ are welcomed in. ‘Nescafe’ stirs me up and I finally wake up. A ‘Palmolive’ shower and a ‘Garnier’ for the locks, and I am all fresh. A ‘FabIndia’ I adorn, and a ‘Killer’ I flaunt. ‘Vaseline’ and a ‘Maybelline’ always on. ‘Hugo Boss’ and ‘Jadore’ just add to it.

Now I am outta my closet, ready for a bite. The ‘Whirlpool’ opens and ‘Anjali’ breads it out. A coat of ‘Amul’ butter is all I need. A glass of ‘Real’ peps me up or sometimes it’s just a mug of ‘Complan’. ‘Muesli’ is not far behind. I look at my ‘Quartz’ and its time for my bus. I normally walk down the stairs, sometimes ‘Otis’ takes me down. I walk it to the stop, and the ‘Tata’ is there to drive me to work. A ‘98.3’ or ‘92.7’ entertains me on the way. And I am stuck in traffic- ‘Santros’ and ‘Chevrolets’ all around!

Corporate doors welcome me or rather I barge in. ‘Carrier’ cools me down instantly. I walk past the ‘Café coffee Day’ outlet and enjoy a quick vicarious cup. A climb to the first floor and my ‘HP’ awaits me. My ‘Airtel’ rings and I am on a chat. ‘Gmails’ and ‘Yahoos’- I look into first. My whole day passes with some work. A little mini lunch followed by a ‘Cadbury’. ‘Baskin Robin’s’ tempting, but I got calories to watch.
My fever’s still not gone. I forgot my ‘Crocin’. Hope it’s not another visit to a ‘Wockhardt’ or a ‘Hiranandani’!

My day ends and ‘Tata’ take me back, ‘Otis’ up four floors, the ‘Godrej’ opens and the ‘LG’ Entertains me now. It’s a ‘Sony’ or a ‘Star Plus’ or just a ‘CNBC’. A little ‘Cranberry’ gives me energy sometimes. My ‘Electrolux’ cooks me dinner and a little yogurt is always good- so a ‘Nestle’ by the side. But today’s Saturday, a time for ‘Smiroff’. I think. Anyway I need some water, oh my ‘Aqua guard’! After all that, I need to do some dishes –the ‘Vim’ helps me out….. Tired, I drag me feet. A ‘Colgate’ and a ‘Nivea’ round again. Some ‘Garnier’ for my eyes, ‘Vaseline’ for my heels. An ‘Apple’ I listen to, a ‘Paul Coelho’ I read on to. These nasty mosquitoes; ‘Mortein’ helps me...
I tuck into my ‘Kurlon’ and ZZZZZzzzzzz!!!

I wake up with a Sony Ericson…….
ZZZZZzzzz
I live a brand or am I the brand?